The Ugly Boy

The Ugly Boy is a creepy story about a beautiful and handsome married couple who give birth toa child who is extremely ugly and disturbing to look at.
There was a very beautiful young woman who had always dreamed of being a model. After finishing college, she found work in the fashion industry, modeling clothes for style magazines. As her career progressed, she went on many photo shoots in avariety of exotic countries.
On one of these photo shoots, she was paired with a very handsome male model. They were both very attracted to each other and, one night, they kissed. Soon, the beautiful and handsome pair began dating andthey gradually fell in love.
After a few years, they decided to get married. At the wedding, everyone complimented them, telling them that they made a gorgeous couple. Some of the guests said that they were so good-looking that their children would certainly be beautiful. Before long, the wife was pregnant and the happy couple looked forward to starting a family and spending a wonderful life together.
However, when the baby was born, the couple were horrified. It was the ugliest baby anyone had ever seen. The doctors and nurses were speechless. They couldn’t even bear to look at the baby. The mother and father had to stop themeselves from vomiting whenever they caught sight of the disturbing face of their infant son.
As the years passed, the baby boy grew older and his face grew more and more ugly. His eyes bugged out, his nose was deformed and the skin around his mouth was rotting. By the time he was 3 years old, he was hideous and his parents kept the little boy hidden in his bedroom. They never allowed himout of the house and refused tolet their relatives, friends and neighbors ever set eyes on him. The good-looking couple were ashamed that they had given birth to a child with such a repulsive and monstrous face.
The strain of having such an ugly child took its toll on their marriage. The couple spent most of their time fighting and arguing. Trapped in the house every day with her hideous son, the wife began to lose her mind. Whenever she looked out the window, she would see other children playing gleefully together and was filled with resentment. Her deranged mind began to develop murderous intentions.
One day, the father decided that spending so much time hidden indoors was not healthy for his wife and son. He suggested that they should go for a picnic at a nearby lake. That day, they drove out to thelake and selected a nice spot, bythe edge of a cliff, for their picnic.
Their ugly son said he needed togo to the toilet. The mother toldhim to pee over the side of the cliff. When the boy was close to the edge, he pulled down his zipper. Suddenly, his mother reached out and pushed him off the cliff.
The father was horrified, but then a strange look passed between the married couple. He seemed to understand what shehad done. Without a word, the parents packed up their picnic basket and blanket and drove home. They had finally rid themselves of the ugly boy. When their neighbors asked them about their son, they simply said that he had died after a long illness.
A year later, the wife became pregnant again. Initially, the couple were worried that they would be cursed with another ugly son. However, their fears proved unfounded, because when the baby was born they were delighted to discover that it was a beautiful baby girl. The child looked just like her parents.Unlike their first child, the parents loved and nurtured their little girl. They were so proud of her that they showed her off to their friends and neighbors. The family spent manyhappy years together.
Time passed and the little girl was almost four years old, she told her parents that she wanted to go on a boat ride forher birthday. On the day that she turned four, the parents drove out to the nearby lake with their beloved daughter. Theday was very sunny and they rented a boat and sailed out across the placid waters.
They were in the middle of the lake when the girl said, “Mommy,I need to pee.”
The mother helped the little girl to take off her panties. After checking that nobody was looking, she lifted her daughter up and held her over the edge of the boat so that she could pee.
The little girl looked back at her father and said, “Don’t let Mommy drop me this time.”

Oiwa

Oiwa is one of the most famous Japanese ghost, it is known as “Yotsuya Kaidan” and it tells the story of a woman who is poisoned by her unfaithful husband. Her disfigured ghost returns from the dead to exact revenge.

Oiwa – Yotsuya Kaidan
Oiwa was a beautiful young woman who lived in a small town in Japan. Her boyfriend’s name was Iemon and although he didn’t have much money, Oiwa loved him very much. She was overjoyed when her childhood sweetheart asked her to marry him. After the wedding, they moved in together and the happy couple were soon expecting a baby. Oiwa didn’t care that Iemon was poor, but, as time went on, he became angry and depressed about his lack of prospects.
Iemon soon grew to hate his happy young wife and started an affair with a rich young woman named Oume. He romanced her for months and eventually, she fell in love with him, despite his poverty and the fact that he was already married.
One day, Oume’s father came to see Iemon. He told Iemon what a shame it was that he was already married, because his daughter loved him very much. The father went on to tell him all the ways that he could ensure his future son in law’s wealth and success. Iemon listened intently.
Iemon spent a great deal of time thinking about what Oume’s father had told him. An evil plot began to form in his mind. He decided that the only way he could marry Oume was to somehow get rid of Oiwa and her unborn child. He thought that the easiest way to do this was to secretly poison Oiwa and make it look like she had died of natural causes. Poor Oiwa was totally ignorant of her husband’s murderous plans. Blissfully unaware of the fate that was about to befall her, she continued to happily prepare for the birth of their baby.
One evening, when Oiwa and Iemon were sitting down to eat dinner, she noticed her husband was strangely quiet and nervous. She encouraged him to eat his dinner, but he would not touch his food. He yelled at Oiwa and told her to stop fretting and eat her own meal. She needed to be strong for the baby, he said. Oiwa finally gave up trying to tempt Iemon’s appetite and started to eat her dinner. It wasn’t long before she felt very sick.
Iemon watched her coldly as the poison did its work, not offering her any help or comfort. But Oiwa did not die right away. Her beautiful face became disfigured from the poison first. Then she slipped into unconsciousness. Iemon was too much of a cowar dto finish the job he started, so he put Oiwa’s lifeless body in bed. Eventually Oiwa woke from her coma, remembering nothing of the poisoning. She had lost her baby, and her face was ugly and terrible, but Oiwa lived.
Iemon was desperate. He played the part of the concerned husband, but he was looking for any way possible to rid himself of his wife. One evening he took Oiwa for a long walk. They made their way to a cliff, and Iemon looked around to see if anyone was nearby. No one was in sight.
Iemon pushed Oiwa off the ledge.Her broken body was recovered and Iemon gave her the best funeral he could afford, spending all of his money in a great show of marital devotion. Of course, Iemon knew his money troubles were only temporary now that Oiwa was gone.
Thinking his worries were over, Iemon planned his wedding to Oume. The night before the marriage was to take place, Iemon noticed his bedside lamp was dimming. He looked at it curiously, as it seemed to be changing. The disfigured face of Oiwa suddenly replaced the lamp,growing larger and larger in the room. “Betrayal!” it hissed.
Iemon grabbed a stick and swung at the face, but Oiwa disappeared and the lamp smashed and fell to the floor. Iemon thought he heard the faint laughter of a woman from outside. Shaken, Iemon convinced himself that the vision was simply the result of drinking too much alcohol earlier in the evening, and went to bed.
The next day, Iemon had forgotten all about the specter from the night before. He and Oume were wed. When he lifted her veil, however, her beautiful young face was replaced with Oiwa’s horrible visage. “Betrayal!” she hissed.
The horrified Iemon drew his sword and swung it at the ghostly apparition, cutting Oiwa’s head off. The severed head rolled down the aisle of the church, but when it came to a stop, it had Oume’s face and not Oiwa’s. He heard the faint sound of laughter again.
Iemon ran to his tiny house, looking for a place to hide. There was a pounding at the door, and Oume’s grandfather demanded that he open it. When Iemon did so, Oiwa was standing there. “Betrayal!” she hissed.
Once again, Iemon tried to decapitate her, but when his sword finished its work, it was Oume’s grandfather that lay dead.
Iemon ran for the cliffs, Oiwa’s laughter following him. He stopped at the edge and looked down, perhaps changing his mind.
It didn’t matter. Passers by reported seeing a woman push Iemon off the cliff before she jumped after him, laughing all the way down

Brooke's Story

When I was 21 years old, my new husband's family offered to sell us a house that had been in his family for generations at an incredibly cheap price. They had a difficult time keeping it rented and did not want to hassle with it anymore. We jumped at the opportunity and moved in almost immediately.
It was only a matter of hours before strange things began to happen. It did not take me long to decide there was something or someone else other than us in that house. Almost every night we would hear something coming up the staircase. The steps were old, so we could hear every creak. Nick, my husband would jump up out of bed whenever he heard it to go make sure that someone hadn't broken in. It would always end the same, no one was there.
The ghost appeared to get braver as time went on. We could hear the steps eventually come down the hall. They were getting a little closer to our bedroom door with each visit.
Finally, the night came that we had both been dreading. Nick was sound asleep, exhausted from working hours of overtime. I heard the steps dare to pass thedoorway of our bedroom and enter our room. I felt slightly aware of something or someone approach the side of the bed I had my back turned to, but I was afraid to look. I just kept my facein Nick's chest and closed my eyes tightly. I felt as though there was someone right behind me, right behind my head just staring at me. I knew one thing for sure: I was not going to turn around to check. I just wanted to fall back to sleep as soon as possible.
My hand searched under the covers for Nick's hand. I very softly and quietly moved my hand beneath his big palm. I did not want to disturb him; I just knew it would make me feel better if his hand was lying on top of mine.My back felt ice cold. I tried to bring the covers up tighter around my neck and back.
That's when I felt it. Something moved briefly on the bed behind me. I did not acknowledge it. I forced myself to stay still, as if I were still asleep. I felt that if I suddenly reacted, I would see something horrible, so I did not turn around, I did not move.
That seemed to upset whatever was behind me. I felt the bed move again, but just ever so slightly. I felt that whatever was behind me was so close to me it was almost touching my hair. I had the feeling on my scalp similar to when you have static electricity in your hair. I was sure it must almost be standing on end.
I rubbed Nick's palm with the back of my hand. I think I was actually trying to wake him, but trying todo it quietly, so whatever was behind me would not notice. It didn’t work. Nick just grunted a moment and then took another deep breath. He was still sound asleep.
I felt another movement on the bed directly behind me again. I actually could feel the blanket I had wrapped so tightly around me tug on me a bit, as if someone had laid some weight on it behind me. I was sure that something was trying to get even closer to me.
Suddenly I felt air blow on my cheek. It was just the same as if someone had breathed on me, except it was a lot colder -- ice cold. I tried rubbing Nick's hand again, only I did it more aggressively this time. He moaned a little and turned to face me, laying his arm across my side. That made me feel a little better.If there was someone or something directly behind me, he would have struck them with his hand when he put his arm around me.
I no sooner had the thought when Nick's arm went flying off of me and back toward him. It was as if someone had picked up his arm and flung it off of me. At that same exact moment, I felt a very strong tug on my hair and heard a whisper in my ear: "Get out of my room."
The words struck me like a knife in my stomach. It was a very raspy, mean voice. I woke Nick instantly, but once again there was no one there.
Many things happened in that house. We only lived there for 36 days -- 36 days of pure mental hell. That was when I started to believe in ghosts and spirit hauntings. It forever changed how I view things.

The Sink Hole

The Sink Hole is a weird story about a gigantic, bottomless pit that appeared in a small town in Florida.
It happened in a small town in Florida. It happened very suddenly. One night, while the residents were sleeping safely in their beds, a gigantic sink hole opened up in the center of town. The earth collapsed and the concrete fell away, leaving agaping pit in the ground.
The next morning, the people in the town awoke to find the enormous sink hole. It was 100 feet wide and looked as if it was extremely deep.
One brave man stood at the edge of the hole and shouted, “Hey!” but there was no echo. Only silence.
A young boy picked up a handful of small stones and tossed them into the hole. He waited for the sound of the stones hitting the bottom of the hole, but it never came.
Later that day, a group of scientists arrived to examine the sink hole and find out what had caused it to appear. Despite conducting hundreds of tests, they left, baffled.
The national media descended on the small town, broadcasting footage of the hole on live TV. The newspaper headlines declared it the “never-ending hole” and the “bottomless pit”
A few days later, after all the fuss died down, some people found that the sink hole could be useful. They began to discard their garbage in the hole.
A lot of folks brought out trash cans and bags of rubbish and tossed them down the open shaft. Old sofas, refrigerators, mattresses, televisions and furniture were hauled out and dumped in the bottomless pit.
Men threw in photographs of their ex-wives and ex-girlfriends.Women threw in love letters from their ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends. Criminals used thehole to get rid of guns and knives that had been used in robberies, so the police couldn’t trace them.
There was a man who, unbeknownst to his neighbors, had murdered a little girl. Under cover of darkness, he dragged her corpse out to the sink hole and tossed her in.
A nuclear power plant decided to take advantage of the hole. They loaded up unmarked vans with nuclear waste and, over the course of a few days, all of it went into the sink hole.
It seemed as if everything people wanted to get rid of would be thrown down into the infinite blackness of the bottomless sink hole.
One day, a young boy was walking by the hole when he happened to hear something coming from the depths. It sounded like a man’s voice shouting, “Hey!”
A minute later, some small stones came flying out of the sink hole.

How to Survive a Horror movie

There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach you exactly how to survive a horror movie.



*Don’t walk around saying “Hello?”like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”


*If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to move house.


*If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better safe than sorry.


*Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.


*If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.


*Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm Street and the entire state of Maine.


*If you’re running around completely naked, you might as well just murder yourself.


*Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.


*If you are annoying or a wise-ass, you will die before the black guy.


*If you are a hot blond girl with big boobs, you will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.


*If you open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop 
firewood.

*Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.


*If you see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make you some balloon animals!


*Leave slow or clumsy friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.


*Don’t split up and look for clues. Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.


*You know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking you out? Well it’s not a statue.


*Never say “I’ll be right back” because you won’t be right back.


*When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!


*If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. More if you’re a girl.


*If you trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!


*If the killer is chasing you, you don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.


*No matter how fast you run, the killer will always be right behind or in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and more dramatic pace.

*On a stormy night, you will find an open window that you were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!


*Whatever you do, remember that the killer will never forget what you did last Summer.


*If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If you move I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!


*Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?


*Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.


*If you see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. Swing first, say sorry later.


*Listen to the advice of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!


*Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!

*Never take a shower. Killers love showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.


*If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.


*If you hear weird noises, don’t goto investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.


*Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. *Do you realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?


*If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise destroy him.


*If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.


*If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th or during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.


*Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If you do both, then the worst case scenario is: You could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.


*If one of your friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifiesas an injury. Leave them.


*If you friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR.This will only make them die faster!


*Always have your keys at the ready. You don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while thekiller closes in.


*Drips are never good. If you heara dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if you hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if you hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.


*If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an onion for a head or a bear trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for you tonight.


*If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, you should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.


*Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing or breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.


*Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When you come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind you in the mirror.


*Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs or Slaughter Beach.


*Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.


*If your friends go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.


*If your son starts telling you “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!


*If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell you they saw someone scary at the window, tell them tostand at the window and wave while you go hide.


*If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see you again when you’re a zombie”


*DO NOT hide where you obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP!*idiot*


*This is the 21st Century. You have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror movies call 911?


*If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious– always checking out noises and getting killed.


*Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If you run into the killer,you can use them as a human shield.


*When you hear the music change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”,you’re as good as dead.


*If you and your friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. You can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.


*If you are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go home and let the kids fend for themselves.


*Always check the back seat of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going“Aw dude you caught me!”


*If you come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for agood reason. Take the hint and stay away.


*If you’re not sure who’s the killerand who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.


*If you see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fire andget the hell outta there.


*I’m a leader not a follower… but ifwe’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.


*If some idiot in the group says “Let’s split up”, tell him “OK you go that way, the rest of us will go this way”


*Never under any circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased. Once you get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.


*If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.


*make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.


*OK under the bed is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.


*if your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.


*If you find your friend stabbed 78times and lying in a pool of blood,dont go “OMG what happened?” You KNOW what happened.


*The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.


*when you find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.


*When you’re driving at night and you hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.


*Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.


*Never look behind you while running away. When you look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.


*Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.


*Whenever a puppet or doll turns to you and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.


*If you knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens by itself, don’t go inside.


*If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.


*If you hear a little girl singing a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.


*Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.

*After you shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.


*If someone hands you a videotape and says “If you watch this you will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.


*If you see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”


*There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alonewhenever possible, always wipe front to back.


*Never get into a car. It will eithernot start, break down, run out of gas or you will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hidingin the back seat.


*If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.


*Find a good hiding place and STAYTHERE. If the killer can’t see or hear you, WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?


*If you are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – therewere some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.


*If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cutoff mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.


*Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. You won’t like what you see.


*Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out withholy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.


*If you have any history of mentalillness, you will discover at the end of the movie that you were the killer all along.


*If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. Move very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!


*Never kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.


*Never yell things like “It’s over now” or “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and you won’t make it.


*If you spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.


*Don’t get drunk or do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and singing to yourself.


*If you’re going on vacation, Google the name of the area. If the first five search results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.


*Don’t go outside just because you hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am!I’m ready to be murdered now!”


*Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.


*Don’t drink alcohol or do drugs. Killers in horror movies have an extra-special hatred of drunk or stoned teenagers.


*If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.


*Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? *Never home. Police? Always die.
If you hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the next scary noise you hear won’t be just the cat.


*If one of your arms or legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get you down. Later on, you may be able to replace it with a chainsaw or machine gun.


*Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person you saved will die anyway.


*If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your friends playing a prank on you.


*If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely,he will leave your parents alone.


*If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.


*A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave you alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.


*Don’t make friends with rednecks or hillbillies unless you want to bedown on all fours, squealing like apig.


*Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.


*If you throw away a doll and come home to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.


*If the calls are coming from insidethe house, get outside the house.


*When you find a strange weapon,immediately grab it. Later on, thiswill be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.


*If you are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.


*If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.


*If you’re being chased by a killer and you meet one of your friendsand they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalk killerchasingme seeyoulater” as you pass by.


*If all else fails, make friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em

Piggyback

There was a married couple who had one young son. Even before their son was born, the couple’s marriage was on shaky ground. As the years went by, the mother and father fought all thetime. Their arguments became more frequent and they talked about getting a divorce.
In the end, they stayed together for the sake of their son, but the arguments continued and the fights became more and more violent. By the time their son was 5 years old, the couple had grown to hate each other.
One night, after they had put the boy to bed, the mother and father got into an enormous argument. The father flew into an insane rage and murdered his wife.
When he came to his senses and realized what he had done, he set about disposing of the body. He dragged his wife’s corpse into the garage and put her in the boot of his car. Then, he drove out to the mountains. Under cover of darkness, he slung her dead body over his shoulders and carried her out to a marshy swamp nearby. He dragged her out into the foul-smelling muck and watched as her corpse sank into the murky depths.
As dawn was beginning to break,he returned home to clean up take a shower. No matter how much he scrubbed and scrubbed,he couldn’t seem to get rid of the sickening smell of the swamp.
He slept for a few hours and when he awoke, he started to think about what he would do if his son asked where the mother was. He decided to tell the boy that his wife had gone to stay with her sister for a while. However, when his young son got up for breakfast, he never mentioned his mother at all. He just stared at his father and said nothing.
The man could still smell the odor of the muck from the swamp where he had buried his wife. He took an air freshener and began spraying it around the house, hoping to mask the unpleasant scent. It made him feel sick.
A few hours passed and the little boy was watching TV in the living room. The father began to get an uneasy feeling in the pit of his stomach. Every time he went into the living room, he noticed that his son was staring at him with a curious look on his face. It made the father feel nervous and paranoid.
His mind was racing. Perhaps the boy knew what had happened, he thought. Maybe the boy had overheard him murdering his mother. If his son knew what he had done, perhaps he would have to kill him as well.
The father walked into the room, where his son was still watching TV.
“Is there something you want to ask me?” he said.
The boy thought for a few seconds and then replied, “Yeah…”
“Is it about your mother?” asked the father.
“Yeah…” said the boy.
“I suppose you’re wondering where your mother is,” said the father.
“No”, said the boy. “I’m wondering why Mommy’s face is so pale and why you’ve been giving her a piggyback all day.”

Russian Researchers

"Russian researchers in the late 1940’s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept ina sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn’t kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations.This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized windows into the chamber to monitor them. The chamber was stocked with books, cots to sleep on but no bedding, running water and toilet, and enough driedfood to last all five for overa month.
The test subjects were political prisoners deemed enemies of the state during world war II.
Everything was fine for the first 5 days, the subjects hardly complained having been promised (falsely) that they would be freedif they submitted to the test anddid not sleep for 30 days. Their conversations and activities were monitored and it was noted that they continued to talk about increasingly traumatic incidents in their past, and the general tone of their conversations took on a darker aspect after the 4 day mark.
After five days they started to complain about the circumstances and events that lead them to where they were and started to demonstrate severe paranoia. They stopped talking to each other and began alternately whispering to the microphones and one way mirrored portholes. Oddly they all seemed to think they could win the trust of the experimenters by turning over their comrades, the other subjects in captivity with them. At first the researchers suspected this was an effect of the gas itself…
After nine days the first of them started screaming. He ran the length of the chamber repeatedly yelling at the top of his lungs for 3 hours straight, he continued attempting to scream but was only able to produce occasional squeaks. The researchers postulated that he had physically torn his vocal cords. The most surprising thing about this behavior is how the other captives reacted to it… or rather didn’t react to it. They continued whispering to the microphones until the second of the captives started to scream. The 2 non screaming captives took the books apart, smeared page after page with their own feces and pasted them calmly over the glass portholes. The screaming promptly stopped.
So did the whispering to the microphones.
After 3 more days passed. The researchers checked the microphones hourly to make sure they were working, since they thought it impossible that no sound could be coming with 5 people inside. The oxygen consumption in the chamber indicated that all 5 must still be alive. In fact it was the amount ofoxygen 5 people would consume at a very heavy level of strenuous exercise. On the morning of the 14th day the researchers did something they said they would not do to get a reaction from the captives, they used the intercom inside the chamber, hoping to provoke any response from the captives they were afraid were either dead or vegetables.
They announced: “We are openingthe chamber to test the microphones step away from the doors and lie flat on the floor or you will be shot. Compliance will earn one of you your immediate freedom.”
To their surprise they heard a single phrase in a calm voice response: “We no longer want to be freed.”
Debate broke out among the researchers and the military forces funding the research. Unable to provoke any more response using the intercom it was finally decided to open the chamber at midnight on the fifteenth day.
The chamber was flushed of the stimulant gas and filled with freshair and immediately voices from the microphones began to object. 3 different voices began begging, as if pleading for the life of loved ones to turn the gas back on. The chamber was opened and soldiers sent in to retrieve the test subjects. They began to scream louder than ever, and so did the soldiers when they saw what was inside. Four of the five subjects were still alive, although no one could rightly call the state that any of them in ‘life.’
The food rations past day 5 had not been so much as touched. There were chunks of meat from the dead test subject’s thighs and chest stuffed into the drain in the center of the chamber, blocking the drain and allowing 4 inches of water to accumulate on the floor. Precisely how much of the water on the floor was actually blood was never determined. All four ‘surviving’ test subjects also had large portions of muscle and skin torn away from their bodies. The destruction of flesh and exposed bone on their finger tips indicated that the wounds were inflicted byhand, not with teeth as the researchers initially thought. Closer examination of the positionand angles of the wounds indicated that most if not all of them were self-inflicted.
The abdominal organs below the ribcage of all four test subjects had been removed. While the heart, lungs and diaphragm remained in place, the skin and most of the muscles attached to the ribs had been ripped off, exposing the lungs through the ribcage. All the blood vessels and organs remained intact, they had just been taken out and laid on the floor, fanning out around the eviscerated but still living bodies of the subjects. The digestive tract of all four could be seen to be working, digesting food. It quickly became apparent that what they were digesting was their own flesh that they had ripped off and eaten over the course of days.
Most of the soldiers were Russian special operatives at the facility, but still many refused to return to the chamber to remove the test subjects. They continued to scream to be left in the chamber and alternately begged and demanded that the gas be turned back on, lest they fall asleep…
To everyone’s surprise the test subjects put up a fierce fight in the process of being removed from the chamber. One of the Russian soldiers died from having his throat ripped out, another was gravely injured by having his testicles ripped off and an arteryin his leg severed by one of the subject’s teeth. Another 5 of the soldiers lost their lives if you count ones that committed suicide in the weeks following the incident.
In the struggle one of the four living subjects had his spleen ruptured and he bled out almost immediately. The medical researchers attempted to sedatehim but this proved impossible. He was injected with more than ten times the human dose of a morphine derivative and still fought like a cornered animal, breaking the ribs and arm of one doctor. When heart was seen to beat for a full two minutes after he had bled out to the point there was more air in his vascular system than blood. Even after it stopped he continued to scream and flail for another 3 minutes, struggling attack anyone in reachand just repeating the word “ MORE ” over and over, weaker and weaker, until he finally fell silent.
The surviving three test subjects were heavily restrained and moved to a medical facility, the two with intact vocal cords continuously begging for the gas demanding to be kept awake…
The most injured of the three was taken to the only surgical operating room that the facility had. In the process of preparing the subject to have his organs placed back within his body it was found that he was effectively immune to the sedative they had given him to prepare him for the surgery. He fought furiously against his restraints when the anesthetic gas was brought out to put him under. He managed to tear most of the way through a 4 inch wide leather strap on one wrist, even through the weight ofa 200 pound soldier holding that wrist as well. It took only a little more anesthetic than normal to put him under, and the instant his eyelids fluttered and closed, his heart stopped. In the autopsy of the test subject that died on the operating table it was found that his blood had triple the normal level of oxygen. His muscles that were still attached to his skeletonwere badly torn and he had broken 9 bones in his struggle to not be subdued. Most of them were from the force his own muscles had exerted on them.
The second survivor had been thefirst of the group of five to startscreaming. His vocal cords destroyed he was unable to beg or object to surgery, and he only reacted by shaking his head violently in disapproval when the anesthetic gas was brought near him. He shook his head yes when someone suggested, reluctantly, they try the surgery without anesthetic, and did not react for the entire 6 hour procedure of replacing his abdominal organs and attempting to cover them with what remained of his skin. The surgeon presiding stated repeatedly that it should be medically possible for the patient to still be alive. One terrified nurse assisting the surgery stated that she had seen the patients mouth curl into a smile several times, whenever his eyes met hers.
When the surgery ended the subject looked at the surgeon and began to wheeze loudly, attempting to talk while struggling. Assuming this must be something of drastic importance the surgeon had a pen and pad fetched so the patient could write his message. It was simple “Keep cutting.”
The other two test subjects weregiven the same surgery, both without anesthetic as well. Although they had to be injected with a paralytic for the duration of the operation. The surgeon found it impossible to perform theoperation while the patients laughed continuously. Once paralyzed the subjects could only follow the attending researchers with their eyes. The paralytic cleared their system in an abnormally short period of time and they were soon trying to escape their bonds. The moment they could speak they were again asking for the stimulant gas. The researchers tried asking why they had injured themselves, whythey had ripped out their own guts and why they wanted to be given the gas again.
Only one response was given: “I must remain awake.”
All three subject’s restraints were reinforced and they were placed back into the chamber awaiting determination as to what should be done with them. The researchers, facing the wrath of their military ‘benefactors’ for having failed thestated goals of their project considered euthanizing the surviving subjects. The commanding officer, an ex- KGB instead saw potential, and wanted to see what would happen if they were put back on the gas. The researchers strongly objected, but were overruled.
In preparation for being sealed in the chamber again the subjects were connected to an EEG monitorand had their restraints padded for long term confinement. To everyone’s surprise all three stopped struggling the moment it was let slip that they were going back on the gas. It was obvious that at this point all three were putting up a great struggle to stay awake. One of subjects that could speak was humming loudly and continuously; the mute subject was straining his legs against the leather bonds with allhis might, first left, then right, then left again for something to focus on. The remaining subject was holding his head off his pillow and blinking rapidly. Having been the first to be wired for EEG mostof the researchers were monitoring his brain waves in surprise. They were normal most of the time but sometimes flat lined inexplicably. It looked as if hewere repeatedly suffering brain death, before returning to normal. As they focused on paper scrolling out of the brainwave monitor only one nurse saw his eyes slip shut at the same moment his head hit the pillow. His brainwaves immediately changed to that of deep sleep, then flatlined for the last time as his heart simultaneously stopped.
The only remaining subject that could speak started screaming to be sealed in now. His brainwaves showed the same flatlines as one who had just died from falling asleep. The commander gave the order to seal the chamber with both subjects inside, as well as 3 researchers. One of the named three immediately drew his gun and shot the commander point blank between the eyes, then turned the gun on the mute subject and blew his brains out as well.
He pointed his gun at the remaining subject, still restrained to a bed as the remaining members of the medical and research team fled the room. “I won’t be locked in here with these things! Not with you!” he screamed at the man strapped tothe table. “ WHAT ARE YOU ?” he demanded. “I must know!”
The subject smiled.
“Have you forgotten so easily?” The subject asked. “We are you.” “We are the madness that lurks within you all, begging to be free at every moment in your deepest animal mind.” “We are what you hide from in your beds every night. We are what you sedate into silence and paralysis when you go to the nocturnal haven where we cannot tread.”
The researcher paused. Then aimed at the subject’s heart and fired.
The EEG flatlined as the subject weakly choked out "so… nearly… free… "